By Viollca Vuciterni Age: 10.
Ealing NumberWorks’nWords
The Perfect ‘No-Parents’ Party
Q. What do cows read at bed time?
A. Dairy tales!
Don’t you just adore jokes? They quack me up! Oh sorry, I’m being so rude. My name is Tiriana but I’m mostly called Teddy (my nick-name). It’s because I used to always take my teddy bear everywhere, even the bath room, and trust me it was extremely hard to take turns! I used to treat my teddy bear like it was a real pet. After two months I’d lost my teddy bear and that’s when my mum and dad got me Claws.
Claws is my pet cat. Her real name is Miss Pepperwinkle but we call her Claws because she has enormous claws and always scratches people who are mean to her, it’s just her personality!
“Hey Teddy, where are your parents?” Demi asked suspiciously.
“They’re out of town for two days!” I replied happily.
“Okay, that’s cool… So I was thinking…”
“No! We’re not throwing a party”
“How do you know I was going to say party, maybe I was going to say…”
I glared at Demi.
“You got me but can we please throw a party?”
“Sure,” I muttered with a bad feeling inside of me.
Demi is my best friend, I call her Dramatic Demi because she tries to be dramatic and always ends up missing class by faking an injury or something like that… Lucky!
Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A. A Wonkey!
Mind you, I kept quiet after the day of the ‘no-parents’ party. Let me give you the low down. I was sitting there, eating breakfast, and…
“Hey Teddy here’s a fancy letter for you” P.J babbled, when he threw the letter literally in my face. “It’s from mum and dad, it says”.
“Dear Kids,
Dad and I are out of town for two days… DON’T GET INTO TROUBLE!
From,
Mum and Dad.”
“Wow!” P.J whispered.
“I know mum and dad are out of town for two days!” I yelled.
“No not that. Who would have ever have thought mum could be so fancy and dad would agree to buy fancy envelopes!”
“P.J how could… wait you’re right …” But how? P.J is never right!
We decided to throw a party. I set up the decorations, P.J was in charge of music and finally, Demi was in charge of the food and drinks. After a while the party got really out of hand. Everyone kept on breaking things! Someone pushed me and my water fell on Serina, the mean, popular girl. Did I mention I hate her?”
She took one look at Claws and turned back to say Claws was the ugliest thing she had ever seen! Claws then jumped on her face and scratched her badly! Serina left and everyone followed her. She fell into a puddle of mud and everyone laughed! Some people came back and started telling me it was a great party.
We cleaned up on time so mum and dad suspected nothing. Mum walked in and yelled,
“Hi Teddy, what have you done?”
“Nothing mum, I was hoping for you look great.” I screeched.
“Ok, but whatever you’ve done, you’re not in trouble this time – ONLY THIS TIME!”
The End